🦞 TOO COOL FOR THE BOIL ☕ Trendy Lobster Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

Product Description:

Meet the Trendy Lobster Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt —the ocean’s most fashion-forward crustacean, rocking hipster-approved layers, thick-rimmed glasses, and a look of ironic detachment. He was sustainable before it was cool, he only drinks locally roasted seaweed espresso, and yes, he had that band on his playlist way before you did.

Is he a symbol of gentrification? A warning about overpriced oat milk? A deep commentary on the absurdity of modern fashion trends? Maybe. Or maybe he’s just a lobster with excellent taste. Either way, this shirt is giving artisanal, farm-to-table, handmade-in-Brooklyn energy—and we love it.

Wear this if you:

✅ Can confidently say you’d survive in both a dive bar and a lobster tank
✅ Think “buttery” applies to your wardrobe as much as your snacks
✅ Love a T-shirt that’s part crustacean, part conversation starter

FEATURES (BECAUSE EVEN LOBSTERS DESERVE QUALITY):

✔ 100% Cotton Pre-Shrunk – Soft, breathable, and won’t shrink like his indie cred after selling out.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric – Lightweight but sturdy—perfect for layering under a vintage denim jacket.
✔ Neck Ribbing – Keeps its shape, unlike your favorite underground coffee shop that went corporate.
✔ Side-Seamed, Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape – Reinforced, because trends fade but good design lasts.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Stitched with precision, like a carefully curated vinyl collection.

Spring/Summer 2025 is all about effortless cool—and no one pulls it off better than this lobster.

👉 Get yours now—before he moves to a new, more “authentic” neighborhood.